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Tuesday, June 30, 2009

The Genius of Brad Pitt

Is everything possible in the age of the internet?

Maybe not.

Here are some actual combinations that you won't find on Google:

fried chicken s'mores

sermon induced coma

graceless butterfly

wasabi hemorrhoid cream

chocolate chip tacos

foot odor fetish

wealthy satirist

Of course, the title of this piece represents the most glaring absence, which I have now successfully remedied.

(OK, OK ... for all you locals, I admit that "google-nopes" were originally thunk up by Gene Weingarten. This blog entry is an homage to his enormous talent. Hey, let's Google that one - the enormous talent of Gene Weingarten ...)

Copyright 2009 Karen Napolitano

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